#Midas finds it annoying but would secretly find it charming (they're both fucking weirdos)

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Midague headcanon for you weirdos

Montague definitely tried to rob Midas before they formally knew each other, but I also think Montague's kleptomaniac ass never stopped. Even as they're dating (or just fuckin whatever you prefer) he still takes things from Midas for no reason other than he can.

Example, say they're at the Yacht. Wherever they are he slips things in his pockets, things he doesn't even want nor need.

But Midas isn't dumb, he definitely notices after the first time and always clocks Montague about it. Checks his pockets before he leaves type shit. But that still doesn't stop Montague, I think he'd see it as some type of game after awhile.

And when Midas goes to Montague's place, Montague shows him his stash of useless things he was able to steal and not get caught.